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Tired of eating fat, blubbery Hobb meat?
Sick of cooking up Hobb just to have it shrink down to a tiny lump floating in a pool of sizzling fat?
Looking for a healthier, leaner bit of Hobb to sink your fangs into?

LOOK NO FURTHER!!!

NEW from the creators of HOBB BITS...

INTRODUCING...

!!!!!HOBBURGERS!!!!!

That's right Trolls, Hobburgers!
All natural! No preservatives!
100% free-range Hobbs, trimmed of all fat, ground and formed into patties!

Each patty individually flash frozen by a powerful wizard, and instantly defrosted with the utterance of a key word! Grill-ready in seconds!

Healthy Trolls prefer...

!!!!!HOBBURGERS!!!!!

{Brought to you by Fritroll-Lay, makers of healthy snacks for over 250 years}

Coming Soon: Dwarf-Kabobs

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Found on Facebook

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My first ever attempt at a comic strip. Pardon my terrible artwork, but I do hope you get a giggle anyway. Click the pic for a closer view.

Enjoy!
Paul

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This is SOOO me!



An old buddy of mine from high school shared this on my Facebook page. I just had to pass it on.

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Khenn Arrth, Trollgod
{Sung to the tune of the Spongebob Squarepants Theme Song}

Are ya ready trolls?
Ugh, ugh Mist-tikk!

I can't heeeaaar yooouuu!

UGH, UGH MIST-TIKK!

Aarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........

Who lives in a troll cavern far from the sea?
Khenn Arrth, Trollgod.
All mighty and greenish and vicious is he.
Khenn Arrth, Trollgod.
If dungeons and delving be something you wish
Khenn Arrth, Trollgod.
Then prepare to die and be gutted like fish.
Khenn Arrth, Trollgod.

Ready?
Khenn Arrth, Trollgod,
Khenn Arrth, Trollgod,
Khenn Arrth, Trollgod,
Khenn Aaarrth, Trollgooood!

Ugh ar ar, arg arg arg, ugh, ugh-argh...ar-dee ar-ar...


In tribute to Ken St. Andre. First scrawled on the Trollhalla Walla by Mist-Tikk Foo-all.

Copyright © 2010, Paul Ingrassia

~now for something completely different~

Tired of chewing on greasy elves and tough dwarves?
Sick of fried chips and artificial ingredients?
Looking for a healthy, all-natural snack?

LOOK NO FURTHER!!!

NEW from the makers of Hobb Chips...

INTRODUCING...

!!!!!HOBB BITS!!!!!

That's right Trolls, Hobb Bits!
All natural! No preservatives!
100% free-range Hobbs, sliced, trimmed of all fat, lightly seasoned and baked to a crispy texture.

Two varieties: Barbeque Brandeebuk and Shirehouse Mix

Healthy Trolls prefer...

!!!!!HOBB BITS!!!!!

{Brought to you by Fritroll-Lay, makers of healthy snacks for over 250 years}


We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...


First scrawled on the Trollhalla Walla by Mist-Tikk Foo-all.

Copyright © 2010, Paul Ingrassia