Tired of chewing on greasy elves and tough dwarves?
Sick of fried chips and artificial ingredients?
Looking for a healthy, all-natural snack?
LOOK NO FURTHER!!!
NEW from the makers of Hobb Chips...
INTRODUCING...
!!!!!HOBB BITS!!!!!
That's right Trolls, Hobb Bits!
All natural! No preservatives!
100% free-range Hobbs, sliced, trimmed of all fat, lightly seasoned and baked to a crispy texture.
Two varieties: Barbeque Brandeebuk and Shirehouse Mix
Healthy Trolls prefer...
!!!!!HOBB BITS!!!!!
{Brought to you by Fritroll-Lay, makers of healthy snacks for over 250 years}
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...
First scrawled on the Trollhalla Walla by Mist-Tikk Foo-all.
Copyright © 2010, Paul Ingrassia
The name 'Troll Hammer Press' was inspired by, and is an homage to, the three magic Trollhammers of Trollhalla, and was additionally inspired by the song Trollhammaren by Finntroll.
All Troll Hammer Press content, unless indicated otherwise, copyright © Paul Ingrassia 2010 - 2014. Troll Hammer Press 'hammer' logo by Jeff Freels.
Tunnels & Trolls written by Ken St. Andre, copyright © Flying Buffalo Inc. All hail the Trollgod and his Champions of Trollhalla!
All Troll Hammer Press content, unless indicated otherwise, copyright © Paul Ingrassia 2010 - 2014. Troll Hammer Press 'hammer' logo by Jeff Freels.
Tunnels & Trolls written by Ken St. Andre, copyright © Flying Buffalo Inc. All hail the Trollgod and his Champions of Trollhalla!
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