Tired of eating fat, blubbery Hobb meat?
Sick of cooking up Hobb just to have it shrink down to a tiny lump floating in a pool of sizzling fat?
Looking for a healthier, leaner bit of Hobb to sink your fangs into?
LOOK NO FURTHER!!!
NEW from the creators of HOBB BITS...
INTRODUCING...
!!!!!HOBBURGERS!!!!!
That's right Trolls, Hobburgers!
All natural! No preservatives!
100% free-range Hobbs, trimmed of all fat, ground and formed into patties!
Each patty individually flash frozen by a powerful wizard, and instantly defrosted with the utterance of a key word! Grill-ready in seconds!
Healthy Trolls prefer...
!!!!!HOBBURGERS!!!!!
{Brought to you by Fritroll-Lay, makers of healthy snacks for over 250 years}
Coming Soon: Dwarf-Kabobs
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...
We hobbits would wish to remind you of the high cholesterol count and fat content of us average hobbs! In short, you will soon be able to hear your own arteries harden.
ReplyDeleteDwarves are not good eats...
ReplyDeleteOoohh! Fortified with minerals! Where's Mikey?
ReplyDelete